She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
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when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
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merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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