I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
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I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
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You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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