I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
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Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
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I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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