Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
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Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
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i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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