is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
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In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
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I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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