I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
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I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
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Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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