I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
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Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
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hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
i think im in europe. pls send help
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I forget how to act sober
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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