Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
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once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
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I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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