So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
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We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
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Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
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