Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
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im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
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In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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