An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
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was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
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How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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