Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
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My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
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I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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