Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
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Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
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I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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