Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
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I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
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GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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