I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
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And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
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He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
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Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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