if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
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I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
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Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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