He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
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I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
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Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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