Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
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Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
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I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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