My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
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I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
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Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
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