another moral hangover. fuck.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
i can't believe i had my finger in that
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what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
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I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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