Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
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found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
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I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
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