This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
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Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
When did angry sex become our thing?
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
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Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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