it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
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being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
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They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
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