okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
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I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
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Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
is it fun? or sober?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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