ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
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I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
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I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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