I think scott just propositioned me for sex
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
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The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
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My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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