I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
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be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
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A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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