If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
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I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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