I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
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She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
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At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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