Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
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I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
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You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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