If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
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Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
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The struggles of a small town man whore
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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