Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
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Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
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