wakey wakey hands off snakey
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
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I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
You may now shotgun with the bride
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I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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