I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
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In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
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As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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