then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
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There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
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I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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