my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
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I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
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She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
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