Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
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I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
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i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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