I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
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new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
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thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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