..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
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know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
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Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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