I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
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Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
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Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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