i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
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he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
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I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
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