I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
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I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
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And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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