I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
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Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
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I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
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