Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
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Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
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shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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