You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
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These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
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I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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