This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
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there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
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I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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