I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
"it" just moved
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
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Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
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TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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