I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
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This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
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I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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