Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
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I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
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Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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