haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
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I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
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I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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